February 2, 2004


I Will Survive (I hope)

Last night after the endless Superbowl we had a Survivor All Stars party. I've never watched more than one or two episodes of the show before, but I promised Bennett I'd give it a try. He didn't tell me that this involves a two night commitment this week, but I'm willing to give it a go for Benny.

First of all I'm surprised that they can get away with all that fake primitive tribe stuff. What's with these team names: Mojo, Sufiti, and Sudatu, or whatever they were. Do these words actually mean anything in any language? Is the idea that everything that isn't English or something European sounds like baby talk? When did this become acceptable? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for made up cultures, I just think they could have been a bit more creative about it.

The really major shock occured when Richard started walking around naked. Naked! Yes, they blurred his privates, but still you could see all the "cottage cheese" as Bennett would call it, on the sides of his ass. It was seriously tramatizing. Bennett explained that his nudity was a mind game he was playing with the other players. Apparently his strategy is to disgust them into submission. My co-worker suggested perhaps it is instead a big fuck you to everyone, because he knows they are going to kick him off immediately for being the evil winner the first time around.

I found that I was inexplicably endeared by the gentle sasquatch, Rupert. He reminds me of my dad's friends who were major Greatful Dead fans (Dead-heads as we called them).

My dad's friends were these two science guys who lived out in the country and had beards and big beer bellies. Their entire house was coved in Greatful dead decals and posters. They had a big van that was all tricked out with funky hippie decorations. When I was just a wee lady colossal we would go visit on Saturdays and I would pick blackberries and play darts. Every summer we'd go to a big Cajun/Bluegrass festival in Road Island. I hope Rupert wins, he'll spend the million dollars on hippie concerts and tie-dye.

Posted by on February 2, 2004 10:35 PM
Comments

lady,
i have no idea what the names mean, but in past survivors, the tribe names are indeed in a foreign language. i would guess that the same is true this time around-- they are not making fun of minorities, or only just a little. the fake "tribal" stuff is indeed retarded but duh, that's what makes the show so hilarious!

xoxo
bmad
ps poor tina. it should have been that waste of space JENNA LEWIS. oh well... at least she has a history of hilariously dramatic crying jags. (let's hope SABRINA AND SADIE forget to send the video tape this time around as they did last time.)

Posted by: bmad on February 3, 2004 2:19 PM

ROAD Island???

Posted by: Tricky on February 9, 2004 11:16 AM
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