December 6, 2003

December Blast

All day there has been nonstop storm coverage on the news. One station is calling it the December Blast. They keep urging everyone to stay inside. It's ridiculous, there isn't even that much snow!

This morning I woke up at 9:30 am. I was having a nightmare about Oprah. Something about her being a coke addict in the past and there was old footage of her. She was maybe 14 years old and somehow doing drugs had made her head swell up so that it was a huge bulbos globe, like a South Park character's head. Her features were all squished into the center of her face and nearly swallowed up by her fat head, her eyes and nose looked like raisins pressed into dough. She was flailing about and holding her big head, like maybe she couldn't breath.

I couldn't get the image out of my head, so I really had no choice but to get up. All I wanted to do was watch some saturday morning cartoons, but all that was on was live coverage of snowflakes falling at the Scarsdale train station and some Japanimation crap.

I feel like I need to say something more about the death of Jonathan Brandis star of Lady Bugs. Tiger Beat voted him heart throb of the year once. I always thought he looked like he was wearing black eyeliner. I found a creepy blog about him, written by his #1 fan. I hope it isn't true that his acne medication made him crazy driving him to sucide. Acne really sucks.

Posted by on December 6, 2003 8:49 PM

i was working yesterday and today. people kept calling and asking if we were open. then today they congradulated us on working. we actually made good tips. ok so now there is a lot of snow but only because the plows created ridiculous piles. i took a cab home tonight since i got off at 1230am and everything stops running. the guy on the taxi radio was talking to some taxi driver about being stuck in the snow. it was fun to eavesdrop on the taxi life. the plows did a crap job. people forgot what snow was. they are not sure what to do with it. i wore trashbags as boots yesterday. they work pretty well. just tie them below the knee.

Posted by: Buckle FB 123 on December 8, 2003 1:51 AM
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